Monday, February 21, 2011

Questions, we get questions...

Wow, thanks for the flood of well-wishes and congratulations.  I'm so humbled.

Thought I'd put together a Q&A.


Did you get to pick your country?
No.  The Peace Corps picks for you based on a ton of variables.  My background, my health, their needs, my good looks despite the short hair, how well I can sing, etc.

What is the mission of the Peace Corps?
1.  To help the people of interested countries in meeting their need for trained men and women.
2.  To help promote a better understanding of American's on the part of the peoples served.
3.  To help promote a better understanding of other peoples on the part of all Americans.
4.  To share your favorite Americana item with your country.  I've chosen SPAM musubi.  (um, the first part is a joke, the SPAM is not.)  Thanks to Linda, Bill, Kathi, and Jeff for this idea.

This next question is from me to you, in "Survivor" style: which of the following is the one luxury you HAVE to have?  And you only get one.
  1. Electricity - includes computer, ipod, internet access, and your basic light at night.
  2. Running water - as opposed to getting your water from the local well or cistern (collected rain water) and carrying it in a big bucket on your head to your bathroom / kitchen.
  3. Drinkable water right out of the faucet or from a purchased water bottle - as opposed to preparing your drinking water 100% of the time to rid it of all parasites, amoebas, etc. so you won't get violently ill.
  4. Flush toilet - as opposed to a hole in the ground or a latrine (insects optional) or a bucket flush.
  5. Shower - as opposed to a bucket bath.
  6. Washer / Dryer - as opposed to doing it yourself and hanging them out to dry, knowing that it takes two days because of the humidity.
  7. Stove - as opposed to a) buying a small gas stove - think camping - and only used when you're lucky enough to find gas or b) learning how to start a fire using a charcoal substitute.
  8. Things you will have: the support from your peers, a roof over your head, a cellphone, malaria-carrying mosquitoes, spiders, ants, cockroaches, lizards, snakes, and other creepy crawly creatures.
  9. Things you will definitely NOT have: refrigerator, A/C, or hot water.
Best response so far: "a hot flush toilet".  (what is that Kathi?)
Now, what would you do if I told you can't have that one item?

How will you get around?
On a horse with no name.

No, no, no.  I will definitely have a bicycle or I will ride a moto (motorcycle privileges - not sure how you get that and only as a passenger) or I will ride the bush taxi (hairy scary).

What will you eat?
Not entirely clear on this yet, but I think I'll be losing weight, which is a good thing.

Can you tell me a little more about Togo? (source: Wikipedia)
  • It covers an area of 22,000 square miles (the size of West Virgina.  True, that's what Wikipedia says.  So there's my shout-out to all my 8th, 9th, and 10th grade pals.)
  • Population 6.7 million
  • Tropical, sub-Saharan.  Northern region: dry and a "tropical savanna".  Southern region: Rain - April - July and Sept. - Nov.
  • Highly dependent on agriculture - 65% of the labor force.  Cotton, coffee, and cocoa generate 40% of export earnings.
  • Official language: French with many other languages (at least eight that I can find.)
  • 20% Christian, 10% Muslim, and 70% African Religion (e.g. Voodoo, animistic - not sure the official names). 
  • 50% live below the international poverty line of US $1.25 a day.
  • Education is compulsory for six years.
  • Togo's transition to democracy has stalled.  It remains nascent and fragile.
Do you know where your post will be?
Nope.  Determined after I'm done with training.  Depends on community needs, my interests in programs, language skills, and how well I do in the swimsuit competition.

Will you be in a post with another volunteer?
Nope.  All by myself.

How close will you be to another volunteer?
Not sure, but from what I gather, maybe an hour away?  Stay tuned.

What's the average age of a volunteer?
80% are straight out of college.  7% are over 50.  I'm an old lady.

What are your work hours?
24/7, seven days a week.  Really.  Think about it.
I earn two days of vacation per month (not including during training) and I will be saving them for my mid-service trip back to the U.S.

What kind of work will you do?
I will do exceptional work.  (I'm silly, I know.)  Will know more about my work when I'm there.

Are you crazy?
Let me check.  Wait one second.
Nope.  The test came back negative.
I'm thrilled and honored to say that I've been selected to be in the Peace Corps (it's pretty darn competitive).  Only a small percentage of applicants (<25%) make it all the way to the invite.

And to do what I love to do?  Puh-lease.  Those of you who really know me (and I mean really "get" me), know that it doesn't get better than this.  I will be surrounded by peers who I will be in awe of, inspired by, and proud of.  I can't believe I'll be in their company.

How many people make it through the entire 27 months?
There's a 30% to 40% drop-out rate.  Most drop out at the six to nine month mark.  Hint: send lots of prayers, love, hugs, email with the silliest stuff you can find, care packages, and letters during that timeframe.

"I did a volunteer thing just like this!  I went to Mexico for two weeks and helped build a house.  It was amazing.  You're going to have so much fun!" 
Congratulations and good for you!  But I will hack you with my Togo machete into 1000 little pieces and feed you to hungry toads because, really?  Really!  Where's Seth Meyers when I need him?  "... just like this"?  Really?!

Sunday, February 20, 2011

Off we go to Togo! To Togo we shall go!

'Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?'
'That depends a good deal on where you want to get to,' said the Cat.
'I don't much care where --' said Alice.
'Then it doesn't matter which way you go,' said the Cat.
'--so long as I get somewhere,' Alice added as an explanation.

Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland


Invitation Received!

Well, finally, we're going to get somewhere!

Congratulations!  It is with great pleasure that we invite you to begin training in Togo for Peace Corps service.

Program: Small Enterprise Development (SED)
Job Title: Small Business Advisor (SBA)
Staging: June 2 - 3, 2011
Pre-Service Training: June 4 - August 4, 2011
Dates of Service: August 4, 2011 - August 3, 2013

Tidbits

I received a ton of stuff in my invitation packet this morning (February 16) and rather than bore you with the details, I thought I'd share some of the things I think are funny.

1.  "All volunteers are provided with an all-terrain bicycle to facilitate their work."
Why, you ask, do I think this is funny?  Have you ever seen me on a bicycle?  No?  Right.  There's a reason for that.  And I will be responsible for being my own bike maintenance and repair shop?  hahahaha!  That's like asking a monkey to help me pack my suitcase (which he's done before and it's not pretty).

I have a tendency to crash into everything - moving or not.  When you hear my laugh from miles away, know that my front tire "accidentally" hit a huge pothole and I've fallen into a big puddle of mud.  Or I couldn't stop before the intersection and I've hurled myself over the handle bars onto an unsuspecting chicken.

There are other modes of transportation (motos and bush taxi) that require a good prayer (or two) to all the gods before setting off and I'm sure I'll have stories to share once I experience it myself.

2.  "We strongly recommend that you begin learning French before your arrival in country."  C'est magnifique!

In addition I will have to learn ewe or some other local language depending on my region once I'm posted.  *Ewe is a local language spoken in southern Togo, Ghana and Benin. It's also an ethnicity. It's pronounced "eh-vay".


English: "Excuse me / please, I would like to light the fire."
Ewe:       "Medekuku, medibe ma do dzo."  (I found this on a volunteer's blog.)
French:  "Excusez-moi, si vous plait, Je voudrais allumer un feu."  (Can you believe I am recalling my French from 30 years ago?)

3.  All drinking water will be treated by me and I'll have to be very diligent.  Apparently, getting sick is not a fun thing, so parasites, be-gone!  I'm going to load up on lemonade packets to flavor the water.  Yum!

And I've done the bucket bath thing before, so that's no big deal.  Fetching the water however, will be a whole new experience!

4.  Mosquitos and malaria.  Daily pills that make you have dreams like no other.  Is that legal?

5.  Weather.  Sounds like it's hot (in the 100's) and humid one season, and rainy and cooler (in the 70's) for another season.

Next Steps

1.  I've accepted my invitation so it's official.
2.  Lots of paperwork to complete.  Medical, insurance, passport, resume, another essay, blah blah blah.
3.  Caveat: These plans may change, on the Peace Corps side or on mine (you never know...)  So I need to be mindful of being flexible and to not be disappointed should things change, again.

20/20 and my safety

Since many of you have asked what I thought of the 20/20 program, here are my thoughts.

What a horrible, horrible experience those women had to endure.  First the assault, and secondly, the PC's response.  Tell people you're getting your wisdom teeth pulled?  Oh, I'll tell you the truth, really.  And to Kate Puzey and to her family, my sadness doesn't even begin to match my anger as to how that situation was handled.

Click here to see the 20/20 Story

Click here to see the Peace Corps Director's response

The PC finally did apologize (she was murdered in March 2009 in Benin - yep the country next door to me).  But better late than never.

Family gets apology (February 1, 2011)

I am confident that the PC will do their best to keep me safe and I will be equally as diligent and smart on my part too.

Final Thoughts


There is a voice inside of you that whispers all day long,
"I feel this is right for me, I know that this is wrong."
No teacher, preacher, parent, friend or wise man can decide
What's right for you -- just listen to the voice that speaks inside."  - Shel Silverstein









While I am scared out-of-my-mind, I cannot wait to begin my service.  This is so what I want to do.